What a nutcase

Katherine B. Harris was the Secretary of State in Florida who did all she could to hand the 2000 election to George W. Bush. Now she's a Republican Senate candidate in Florida who has horrible poll numbers, yet continues to press on with that ugly smile on her face.

Her campaign has been a mess from the beginning. She's gone through more campaign managers than the number of times Darryl Strawberry has been in prison for drugs. She moves from theme to theme, settling on the fact that God wants her to be in the race -- yeah, seriously.

But the thing is... she's nuts enough to wonder why people don't shout her down during her speeches. "On Memorial Day, Ms. Harris rode in a parade and visited two Veterans of Foreign Wars halls and one American Legion post, and was not audibly jeered or heckled by anyone, a fact that surprises even her, 'based on the press I get.'" Katherine: it's because Democrats and liberals know how nuts you are! Why wouldn't they shout you down and make you look like you couldn't handle Nelson this November? Because you can't!

If Harris was to pull off the miracle of all miracles, I have a good idea of who her first friend in the Senate would be; that's right, another nutcase. (Elizabeth Dole.)